Wednesday, 11 March 2020

February News from the Palm Lake Fishing Club



I don’t have much to report in regard to fishing last month as we didn’t get many chances to try with the way the weather was. A few of us took Migaloo along Patch’s Beach one day but the wind would blow a dog off a chain and the current was travelling faster than Migaloo along the beach. 


David Franklin - Our Champion
Nevertheless our new recruit David Franklin in his first attempt at fishing the beach with his brand new rod was the only one to catch a fish. We decided we would need an awful lot of chips to go with his small whiting so we practised “catch and release” and let the blighter go. Despite this Dave was very proud and happy with his catch.







Man of the Month


Our “man of the month” for February must be John “Anchors Away“ Cross for his performance with the crabs we caught. We had eight good-sized muddies to cook up for a feast at the Oasis and John kept them comatosed by keeping them in the crisper trays his beer fridge in the garage. His big mistake was to take them out and try to weigh them as we were all very proud of our success.

Johnnie tipped them onto the kitchen bench only to find out that they wake up quickly from hibernation once out of the fridge. They started running all over the kitchen! Anne arrived when she heard the commotion and I won’t tell you of her response to the calamity. Needless to say, she was not impressed and left “Anchors Away” to sort it out on his own.

Anyway, once he finally caught them all and put them back in the fridge everything was forgiven and we all had a magnificent seafood feast one afternoon at the Oasis.








WANTED: Temporary Fishing Club Rescue Vehicle and Crew

Unfortunately, our Fishing Club Rescue Vessel with Captain Barry at the helm and First Mate Pam will be out of action for about 3 months while the courageous crew take a holiday elsewhere in Australia. Consequently, we need somebody to step into the breach and take on the onerous and dangerous duty of rescuing our members should they get into trouble on the water. 

Applicants should have a seaworthy craft (no leaks) and preferably with a motor of at least 15 horsepower. You will need to be available on call (not like one of our other members who has been known to put his bowls in front of a major emergency) and brave enough to take on extremely dangerous rescues.


Please contact me to apply – This is a totally voluntary position and your application will be treated in strict confidence.

Till next month,
Tight Lines Douggie.
Villa 252